(1990’s voicemail) Hi, you’ve reached the JoyChasers. (Cue kid’s screaming and laughing). Unfortunately, we are not home at the moment. Maybe because we don’t have one? Maybe because we are climbing Manchu Picchu, sailing the Red Sea, or just getting gelato in DUMBO? In any-event – drop us a line and we will get back to you… (Beep)
